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Song Parodies -> "Numnutsu"

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Original Performer:

The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Is the fighting style resorted to
When a big mutha is attacking you
Oh, there’s a need for Numnutsu

He’s not the giant he used to be
See him bawling like a big baby
Oh, Numnutsu works instantly

Try to hit his boys
Raise his voice a pitch or two
Make him scream in pain
Make him pay with Numnutsu

Will leave your cajones black and blue
If you’re kicked where the Good Lord split you
Oh, watch the knees with Numnutsu

When you kick his groin
He will loin a thing or two
Make the bastard groan
Crush his stones with Numnutsu

Don’t require you grow a foo man choo
All you need’s a swift kick and they’re through
Oh, I’d get trained in Numnutsu
Oh oh oh oh oh oh ooooh

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Patrick - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Great intro to the most basic of the martial arts. Anyone on the receiving end won't be able to practice the marital arts. You don't have to buy fancy pajamas or learn a bunch of Japanese words either. I like it.
Old Man Ribber - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment
As Dean Martin (almost) sang, "Ain't That A Kick In The Nuts!". ;D
Phil Alexander - November 10, 2010 - Report this comment
:-D Brilliant. I'm a black & blue belt...
Peter Andersson - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
This is a song that I can do in my sleep, after years of practice and some twenty parodies of it to my name to prove it, so here's some advice to make this one from you even better (IMHO):
"When a big mutha is attacking you" should be "When a big mutha's attacking you" for better pacing.
The third verse should be with the same perspective, i.e not about you all of a sudden but still about the big mutha, maybe like this:
"Make his cajones all black and blue
When he's kicked where he is split in two", etc.
Just my five cents...

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