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Song Parodies -> "Bacon Clubs Are Not For Jews"

Original Song Title:

"Breakin Up Is Hard To Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Bacon Clubs Are Not For Jews"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

It'd be nice to see Mr. Sedaka's shanna punim light up getting inducted into the Rock-N-Roll HoF. I don't make a very kibitzing Jew, so if it weren't for that funny krotzing maven, Adrienne E. Gusoff and her Bubbah Meisahs and online Yiddish dictionary over @ Bubbygram.com, I wouldn't have been able to bring some mechaiyeh to this parody.


Sue sue sue
Oink suey sue oink oink
Suey, suey, oink suey sue oink oink
Suey, suey , oink suey sue oink oink
Bacon clubs are not for Jews

Oy vey! that treyf is not for me
I would hate to brech a BLT
I'd prefer to fress my shoes
Cause bacon club's are not for Jews

I get e-kels from chazzerai
I wont ess drek till chazzers fly
Just fish and meat that bleats or moos
Cause, bacon clubs are not for Jews

They say that bacon clubs are not for Jews
Mashgiachs
Aren't menches that schmooze
I'll ess, a juicy broisten
Before a bacon club
I'll try to fress my yamika with chrain

Bacon wont do for a kosher guy
Some kreplach would alevai
Chaim Yankel go read the news
That bacon clubs are not for Jews


(They say that bacon clubs are not for Jews)
Now you... YELL!
You're blowin a fuse
(Don't get so broygis draycup)
You called me Alta Kocker
Should I let a fortzn zoffer rip?

I might challish from hunger guy
Ibbergerblibbernis I'll try
Your farfoilt treyf I must refuse
Cause bacon clubs are not for Jews

Sue sue sue
Oink suey sue oink oink
Suey, suey, oink suey sue oink oink
Suey, suey , oink suey sue oink oink
Bacon clubs are not for Jews

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CML - March 25, 2021 - Report this comment
You should only get Fives!! I hope you get Fives!!

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