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Song Parodies -> "The Donald"
Original Song Title:
"The Letter"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Box Tops
Parody Song Title:
"The Donald"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
When Donald Trump married Melania Knauss on January 22, 2005, I was watching his buddy Regis Philbun at the Silver lake casino in Reno, NV. I couldn't believe how close I got to Regis. The only other time I've been that close to so much success, is when my little brother picked a booger in front of me. He was only millimeters away from becoming a brain surgeon and a half million dollars a year. I wish I could pick and choose my career like him. Of course nuerosurgeons don't like to be called brain surgeons, I just like to have a little fun with them. Do you hear me big brother? I know your out there watching me. I laughed at your lens in 1984, and I laugh at it now. Don't worry readers, I don't self medicate. I would never think of playing a doctor at home, but I would on T.V.
Don't need a ticket for his Boeing jets
No fast track on Orient Express
Business days are packed, money's being stacked
His people, just call him "the Donald"
He don't care how much money he's gotta make
Gotta payroll, with casinos at stake
'Lantic City fun, he's a making tons
High rollers, love to call him "the Donald"
Well they call him "the Donald"
cause his image lives without him right there
Listen mister hope you see
he loves to give back to pediatric care
Image pays
Don't need a ticket for a chopper hop
He just can't train his flying mop top
Wedding bells have rung, he's the lucky one
Ivanna first called him "the Donald"
She don't care how much money he's gotta spend
Had to get back to living once again
Marla Maples cooed, she got fired too
Their lawyers, can't out leverage "the Donald"
Well they call him "the Donald"
when Ivanna dear became his first wife
Listen sister can't you see
He loves living large in marriage and life
Image pays
No fast track on Orient Express
Business days are packed, money's being stacked
His people, just call him "the Donald"
He don't care how much money he's gotta make
Gotta payroll, with casinos at stake
'Lantic City fun, he's a making tons
High rollers, love to call him "the Donald"
Well they call him "the Donald"
cause his image lives without him right there
Listen mister hope you see
he loves to give back to pediatric care
Image pays
Don't need a ticket for a chopper hop
He just can't train his flying mop top
Wedding bells have rung, he's the lucky one
Ivanna first called him "the Donald"
She don't care how much money he's gotta spend
Had to get back to living once again
Marla Maples cooed, she got fired too
Their lawyers, can't out leverage "the Donald"
Well they call him "the Donald"
when Ivanna dear became his first wife
Listen sister can't you see
He loves living large in marriage and life
Image pays
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This was fun and well-written, Lionel! 555
Thank you. You're hired!
Yeah, like Kristof said, LM...nice job, 5's ~ ~ ~
Sounds Trumped-up to me --- 5s
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