Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "The Donald"

Original Song Title:

"The Letter"

Original Performer:

The Box Tops

Parody Song Title:

"The Donald"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

When Donald Trump married Melania Knauss on January 22, 2005, I was watching his buddy Regis Philbun at the Silver lake casino in Reno, NV. I couldn't believe how close I got to Regis. The only other time I've been that close to so much success, is when my little brother picked a booger in front of me. He was only millimeters away from becoming a brain surgeon and a half million dollars a year. I wish I could pick and choose my career like him. Of course nuerosurgeons don't like to be called brain surgeons, I just like to have a little fun with them. Do you hear me big brother? I know your out there watching me. I laughed at your lens in 1984, and I laugh at it now. Don't worry readers, I don't self medicate. I would never think of playing a doctor at home, but I would on T.V.
Don't need a ticket for his Boeing jets
No fast track on Orient Express
Business days are packed, money's being stacked
His people, just call him "the Donald"

He don't care how much money he's gotta make
Gotta payroll, with casinos at stake
'Lantic City fun, he's a making tons
High rollers, love to call him "the Donald"

Well they call him "the Donald"
cause his image lives without him right there
Listen mister hope you see
he loves to give back to pediatric care
Image pays

Don't need a ticket for a chopper hop
He just can't train his flying mop top
Wedding bells have rung, he's the lucky one
Ivanna first called him "the Donald"

She don't care how much money he's gotta spend
Had to get back to living once again
Marla Maples cooed, she got fired too
Their lawyers, can't out leverage "the Donald"

Well they call him "the Donald"
when Ivanna dear became his first wife
Listen sister can't you see
He loves living large in marriage and life
Image pays

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Kristof Robertson - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This was fun and well-written, Lionel! 555
The Lionel - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you. You're hired!
Paul Robinson - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, like Kristof said, LM...nice job, 5's ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds Trumped-up to me --- 5s
john ulvang - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 766