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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Do Jung Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Have Fun Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wang Chung

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Do Jung Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Read Carl Jung (Donald Trump.)Anyone who wants to know the human psyche will learn next to nothing from experimental psychology. He would be better advised to abandon exact science, put away his scholar's gown, bid farewell to his study, and wander with human heart throught the world. There in the horrors of prisons, lunatic asylums and hospitals, in drab suburban pubs, in brothels and gambling-hells, in the salons of the elegant, the Stock Exchanges, socialist meetings, churches, revivalist gatherings and ecstatic sects, through love and hate, through the experience of passion in every form in his own body, he would reap richer stores of knowledge than text-books a foot thick could give him, and he will know how to doctor the sick with a real knowledge of the human soul. -- Carl Jung
World count: eight billion lives *
So you be you and thrive
And if you're feeling sprung
Read up on Ca-rl Jung
The terms he used are odd
Like synchronicity?
But now "The Lionel" prods **
Hey why not test with me?

Surf is up - click down
Search it up - click the mouse in your house
Google up - You down?
Browsers up - You'll get it on the internet

Chorus:
Everybody do Jung tonight (Everybody do Jung tonight)
Everybody Carl Jung alright (Everybody Carl Jung alright?)
Everybody Carl Jung tonight
Everybody transend

One in eight billion mugs
Your "Inner Space" is you
Feel your ego tug
Just let yourself be true


Take it in - act out
Make a win - may it pique most unique
Filter in - put out
Gather in - get out what's inside of you

Repeat Chorus

Find his urge called anima
And for the girls it's animus (or so I'm told)
Focus your verve and mandala
A trip into unconscious

Everybody do Jung tonight
Everybody watch Trump alright

{bridge}
Embrace your conscience, impact the world
(Everybody Carl Jung tonight)
It's transcendental so click the URL

Repeat Chorus

* If Donald Trump had his net worth in cash, he Trump could very likely give every person on this planet a dollar. While I on the other hand, only have only two cents to offer. The disparity just slays me.

** Call me crazy, but like Carl Jung's "The Shadow" archetype, "The Lionel" is my personal archetype. "The Donald" maybe Donald Trump's archetype. I don't know I'm not his therapist, if he even has one.

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Johnny D - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I was a psych major, and I'm a big fan of Carl Jung AND of this parody ... frikkin' incredible, Lionel, very impressive!
Dan Thompson - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
You're only Jung once, but if you're in college, you hear about him too many times. 555S
Lionel Mertens - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny.
Lionel Mertens - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm Sorry you heard that Jung was overdone 4 U, but I thank U 4 D 5's
AFW - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Most interesting and very entertaining observations...
Rex - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This is better than hearing Joseph Campbell sing "Yesterday When I Was Jung". Great stuff.
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I see: Gary Puckett was singing about the collective unconscious, and the real title is, "Jung Girl, Get Out of My Mind!"
Lionel Mertens - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice to hear from you: Rex and Michael P, thanks.

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