-> "Big Tobacco"
Original Song Title:
"Desperado"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Big Tobacco"
The Lyrics
Big tobacco, why don't you re-think you're ethics
You've been down playing health risks for so long now
Oh, you're a smart bunch
You know your ads are misleading
The leaves y'all give treatments to
Have been your cash cow
When some think of pin up poster girls
Some think of Betty Grable
You know the Queen of legs was hooked on cigarettes
Now it's plain to see, some life dreams
Had been taken off her playbill
But you never show the lungs a smoker gets
Big tobacco, oh you ain't getting no dumber
Your gain and your plunder, are fairly well known
And thiefdoms oh, thiefdoms well, that's just dumb people coughing
Your poison is wafting through the rooms in their homes
Profit sheets have gold on the bottom line
The pie charts show how the funds have climbed
It hard to tell the black lines from the gray
They're using all their market pros
Aren't they cunning how their studies shows no trace
Big tobacco, why do you act so darn pompous?
Come down from your office, what is your game?
You maybe playing, but there's a playbook of virtues
You better let your conscience stir you
(You better let your conscience stir you)
You better let your conscience stir you before you get shamed
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