Why are you so darn ostentatious?
What do you think you’re in show biz?
What are you some cool kingpin in the game?
Sorry I hadn’t noticed
Forgetting to address you as “your majesty”
You deceive who you want to deceive
I see you’re cash strapped ‘cause you live like you’re royalty
Yeah silly you don’t have to live like you’re royalty

No way, no how nobody
Would mistake you for a blue blood
Tell me who do you think you are?
Eating caviar with Milk Duds®
You know it don’t mean a hill of beans to me silly
Everybody takes a flight of fancy
But see you don’t have to spend like you’re royalty
Now silly you don’t have to live like you’re royalty

Guess what you aren’t a prince
But still no one will ever have you convinced
You know you’re foisting a farce
Living large like a king
When really you’re an arse

One day or night, you maybe
Might want to “reign” in your vast sums
Who knows, some day you might be crowned
Drilled by a dentist charging a king’s ransom
It don’t take a Merlin to see
In between you ears there’s a cavity
But see you don’t have to spend like you’re royalty
Now silly you don’t have to live like you’re royalty