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Song Parodies -> "She Risks the Fangs of Count Dracula"

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"She Risks the Fangs of Count Dracula"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

She hears the bats echoing tonight
But she fears only warnings of some un-dead confrontation
She's wearing her stringed garlic tight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide her towards her mission
She stops an old man along the way
Hoping to buy some old medieval curse or ancient remedies
He turns to her and flings his cape. "Buffy girl, I've been waiting long for you"

It's Buffy's fate in life to slay evil ways for you
Need something like a wooden steak or more to render dude
She risks the fangs of Count Dracula
Buffy takes the time to skew vampires we always had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
She knows what she must do is right
Sure as ole Transylvania rises so ominous above the dire setting
She seeks to purge what creeps at night, frightened of the night that
she's succumbs

[Repeat chorus]

[Instrumental break]

Buffy girl, he's chasing after you

[Repeat chorus]

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow! What a cleverly-written take on the original song, Lionel ..... good job!
John Barry - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Same here.
Kristof Robertson - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Minor pacing probs aside (nothing that really matters)...this was a great take on a bloody difficult song....555
Meriadoc - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Some really nice word-play here.
Airfarcewon - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Poetic, novelish, you bit this one..right in the neck! Top job!
Lionel Mertens - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been trying to come up with parody ideas for this original. You nailed, er, staked it.
Phyllis Callavicci - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't watch Buffy, but this parody is to die-for!

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