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Song Parodies -> "Electric Douche!"
Original Song Title:
"Electric Youth!"
Original Performer:
Deborah Gibson
Parody Song Title:
"Electric Douche!"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
If you're a frequent doucher, and want to save yourself the time, money, and embarrassment with store bought douches, then have we got the product for you. With our New Electric Douche, developed from break through technology that's refreshing its way in the fountain drink industry today, we're able to discretely provide online shoppers with the freshness they need. No more having to make impromptu trips to the store, only to have to try and read the faintly printed expiration dates on duesches that may have been eking out their shelf lives for last ten years next a quart of motor oil. New customers are very important to us, here at Electric Douche. So we're throwing in a a case of gourmet salt-n-vinegar potato chips with the next 100 orders. Please visit us online, with the hyperlink found below.
Vaginal Gurus, and ladies everywhere
Tell of the good news
The latest in healthcare, with glee they share
They"re overjoyed and praise the advances in women's freshness
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
New freshness they feel. Their vitality's springing up, springing along
Old Douche bags feel wrong when the nozzle's half-cocked
Not a problem with...
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
Online you can buy it, just try it
The best innovation, it's electric
It's got the most brine to make your cooch
Feel fine
Oh, buy it now online!
Plug the cord in and... WOW! You feel fresher now
You'll delight in its simple design
So, go out and buy you one..
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
Spritz your flower, and feel its deep cleansing action re-laxing your thought
It features a tiny slot for the twat of an elf
That's the features of...
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
It's true you can buy it, go try it
The best innovation, it's electric
It sooths so, refreshingly
It can be used on giantesses or dwarves
It's U.L. listed and has a patent
It's stainless nameplate reads with state of the art circuitry
Warranteed for cracks
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
Feel its power, and feel the vinegar whooshing up! Soothing and calm
Its motor could mow your lawn with a rotor and belt
Feel the features of...
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
It soothes when you try it, so buy it
The best innovation, for deep carpet cleaning
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
Feel its power, and feel your insides filling up, feeling freshened
Its nozzle lithely slips into the snatch where it's held
That's a feature of...
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
It's true you can buy it, and try it
The best innovation, it's electric
It's electric, it's electric
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
Spritz your flower, and feel its deep cleansing action re-laxing your thought
It features a tiny slot for the twat of an elf
That's the features of...
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
It's true you can buy it, go try it
The best innovation
Sensations, occasions
Irrigation, hydration
Innovations of an...
ELECTRIC DOUCHE!
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