Song Parodies -> "NASA We Have Got an Item"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

Original Performer:

"NASA We Have Got an Item"

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The Lyrics

I think NASA should hold a honeymoon space shuttle lottery special for a lucky couple to be the first to spawn in space. I think it would raise a lot of interest and money for their program. Of course I wish I could be the first man to do it in space, so I could share the honor equally with my wife. But of course I got to get married first.

Space�
"The Lionel" frontier
These are boisterisms of a "corn ball" enterprise.
My "crack pot" mission:
To sexplore whole new worlds
To bring in new life,
And new fertilizations,
To boldly score where no man has scored before.

Picture the flight of a honeymoon shuttle
With Houstonite hosts, to voyeur inside
Earth's in the distance, and NASA's glued watching
The groom and his float away bride

Gravity's nowhere it's causing a scene
Bothering lovers in bed
Look at the girl with champagne in her eyes
Is she drunk?

NASA we have got an Item (Item)
NASA we have got an Item (Item)
NASA we have got an Item (Item)

Follow them up to a vent on the ceiling
Where galaxy limits meet Milky Way thighs
Everyone smiles as they drift past the cameras
That show them orgasmic'ly high
Love making juices appear on the lens
Making it hard to see straight
They're on the roof with their bed on the ground
Which way's up?

NASA we have got an Item (Item)
NASA we have got an Item (Item)
NASA we have got an Item (Item)

Picture yourself in deep space with a virgin
With NASA there watching like Peeking Tom spies
Hubble scope shutters snap you and your party
A girl with champagne in her eyes

NASA we have got an Item (Item)
NASA we have got an Item (Item)
NASA we have got an Item (Item)

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