My couch is here for you
To lay upon the things you want to
You may be out of touch
With some uncertain Je ne sais quoi
That you cannot clutch


Spew if you want to spew
And strew what you misconstrue
Shrinks want to help
And I will be here for you


Breakthrough beyond what’s built
The challenge is to live your life to the hilt
And though you’re down and wrought
Your mettle chin is up
You always were a juggernaut


Snooze if you want to snooze
Or chew the fat while you choose
Shrinks want to help
And I don’t want you to loose


And as your mind expands
Try trying more to see and understand
Your outlook’s taking shape
There’s better ways to communicate
Than you just going ape


Stew if you want to stew
Or skew a kabob or two
Shrinks want to help
And I’m always here for you


Hew what you want to hew
Or stone those caught honing you
Shinks want to help
And I’m always here for you
Shrinks want to help
And I will stay here for you