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Song Parodies -> "This Penis Pump"
Original Song Title:
"This Diamond Ring"
Original Performer:
Gary Lewis and The Playboys
Parody Song Title:
"This Penis Pump"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Who wants to try this penis pump?
You put it on your member and it gets you big-n-plump
This penis pump really works like a phallic charm
And this penis pump gets you big as a baby's arm
So if you need
Help getting up
To schtup
Put it through the hoop!
This penis pump is bonerfied through Medicare
A coitusy of Uncle Sam who's sure to take you there
This Penis Pump will come with some mighty thrills
And this penis pump will save bunches on buying pills
And then your wife
Can well afford
Some fake tits
If you only try it
This Penis Pump will completely rub off on you
And this penis pump keeps you from you not coming through
This Penis Pump will get you generally engorged
With this penis pump you'll become George at Valley Forge
Cause Martha's love
Should not be took
For granted
Cherry tree replanted
You put it on your member and it gets you big-n-plump
This penis pump really works like a phallic charm
And this penis pump gets you big as a baby's arm
So if you need
Help getting up
To schtup
Put it through the hoop!
This penis pump is bonerfied through Medicare
A coitusy of Uncle Sam who's sure to take you there
This Penis Pump will come with some mighty thrills
And this penis pump will save bunches on buying pills
And then your wife
Can well afford
Some fake tits
If you only try it
This Penis Pump will completely rub off on you
And this penis pump keeps you from you not coming through
This Penis Pump will get you generally engorged
With this penis pump you'll become George at Valley Forge
Cause Martha's love
Should not be took
For granted
Cherry tree replanted
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Gary Lewis .. wasn't he one of Jerry's kids?
Yes, CML. see wiki.
Hmm... Pepsi N Mup, eh? You're a sick man!
"George Takei voice" oh my... 455
I was a fairly sentient being back when Gary Lewis and the Playboys were cranking out hits, so of course I knew the connection between Jerry and Gary. Thing is that was never played up in the media, because that would NOT have helped Gary's career at all. Jerry Lewis was about as uncool and unhip to the boomers as anyone could possibly be ....... In fact, I was making reference to one of the uncoolest thing Jerry Lewis did -- refer to the MS kids that he raised money for every year as 'his" kids or "Jerry's" kids. That actually was, for a time, one of the worst insults a kid could hurl at someone else -- call him one of "Jerry's kids"
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