SuperGlue® your eyes – you won’t see
‘Till they pry them free
Rub your eyes - shout and scream
And if they turn blood red, then use Visine®

Don’t tell me you keep them in your purse
Don’t confuse ‘em – your vision could get worse
Ya know your screwed
Anytime you’ve glued – your contacts with glue

Look before you squeeze – just incase
Your ClearEyes® was misplaced
Check the bottle close – check it twice
You could loose a lash – you could loose your eyes

Don’t tell me you’ve done this once before
I can’t help it – I can’t stop keeping score
Ya know you’re screwed
When you have confused – your eye drops with glue

There’s no sight – like hindsight
And no Einstein – would say you’re bright
It’s dumb luck – ‘Till they’re unstuck
Watch your eyes – Save your face

Oh – you can’t tell me it’s not worth suing for
You can fight this – and see your day in court
Yeah, they would stare at you – They’d glare at you
Beat their staff for you – Yeah, they’d laugh at you

Ya know your screwed
When you have contused your eyelids with glue