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Song Parodies -> "Milk and Cookies"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Milk and Cookies"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Milk and cookies, milk and cookies
Go together like a spouse and nookie
This I tell my rug rats
They can't drink milk without the mustache

Milk and cookies, milk and cookies
They're a substitue for late night cooking
Ask ole jolly Saint Nick
And he will say its very basic

Try, try, try to masticate crumbs
It's an illusion
Try, try, try and you will only want
a milk infusion

Milk and cookies, milk and cookies
Go together when my kid plays hooky
When I tell his mother
He'll go to bed without his supper
Copyright 2005 (C)

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Michael Pacholek - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Me love parody! It was da-lish-us!
Claude Prez - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Is good enough for me

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