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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Walk A Mile In Your Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Called To Say (I Love You)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Walk A Mile In Your Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

You live each day with hemorrhoid pain
Confetti toilet paper farts makes your butt strain
Your penile warts and herpie sores
Are facts, you wish that somehow would just flush away

Your hernia, slowly balloons
Your pock marked craggy face will make some person swoon

Your jock itches, your blisters ooze
You're a human interest story for tabloid news

I wont walk a mile in your shoes
I wont talk or smile not much to share
I wont walk a mile in your shoes
Cause I'm meaner than the rottenest old fart

Your yellow eyes, your body lice
Your fungus toes that frighten podiatrists on sight
Your boney knees, your smegma cheese
Your flabby thighs might look nice in spandex tights


Your bleeding gums, your teeth are green
You'd still smell rank after ten bars of Irish Spring

Your sorriness gets worse with booze
You drink away your sorrows and can't help but loose

I wont walk a mile in your shoes
I wont talk or smile not much to share
I wont walk a mile in your shoes
Cause I'm meaner than the rottenest old fart

I wont walk a mile in your shoes
I wont talk or smile not much to share
I wont walk a mile in your shoes
Cause I'm meaner than the rottenest old fart

Get a life!
Get a life! (Geezus, get a life)

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