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Song Parodies -> "Just a Whoopin Wallaby"

Original Song Title:

"Just a Closer Walk With Thee"

Original Performer:

Patsy Cline

Parody Song Title:

"Just a Whoopin Wallaby"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Now that Miss Piggy and Kermit are married
they want to start a family.

Here’s the youtube link to their wedding:

I’m a pig and you’re a frog ~ (Mrs. Piggy)
Makes for ‘ribiting’ dialogue ~ (Kermit)
We can’t have no piggywogs ~ (In Unison)
Lets adopt, a whoopin wallaby

Just a whoopin wallaby
Underneath our Christmas tree
He’ll complete our family
Santa please, bring us, a joey

In the pig sty that we share ~ (Kermit)
Watch it buster... he, meant lair ~ (Mrs. Piggy)
Who will hear our Christmas prayer? ~ (In Unison)
Santa please, will name, him Wally

Bring our bounding wallaby
Jump on down the chimeney
Squeeze your buns we want to see
Santa please, show us, our Wally

When our Wally boy appears ~ (Kermit)
We’ll need to take down the mirrors ~ (Mrs. Piggy)
Hurry Santa, move your rear ~ (In Unison)
Where’s our Christmas cheer, bring him here

Just a little jumping bean
Orphaned by a dingo mean
Place him by the evergreen
Santa bring, him low, Christmas eve

Soon our son will out jump me ~ (Kermit)
I will feed him Chop Suey ~ (Mrs. Piggy)
We will be a family ~ (In Unison)
What a hoppy home it will be!

Just a baby wallaby
Underneath our Christmas tree
He’ll complete our family
Santa please, bring us, our Wally

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Old Man Ribber - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Wallaby damned!! :) Good job :)
Fiddlegirl - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
That's even better than a Hippopotamus for Christmas! ;)
2Eagle - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Wallaby next?
John Jenkins - December 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Very creative. Particularly like the ribiting dialogue and the chimeney verse.
LilBenderLee - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Too many Rivers to Cross . . . .

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