Question: What do you call a camel with no humps? (see answer below)


(Ooh who Ooh who, who who)
(Ooh who Ooh who, who who)


I’m a one woman man
We’ve made a lot of love
While travlin’ God’s Earth
And forever we’ll share, our time spent here
Well, at least one lifetime’s worth

We were flying over Denver, making WHOOPIE!
For the two mile high club*
Whatever you’re imaginin’ - it’s CRA ZEE!
Knocking boots in a Piper Cub?

Oh, our honeymoon deep in Africa
Made us stay days in bed
The mosquitoes bit like Count Dracula
We loved inside our net

Jolly Jerusalandic Junket - Holy Land week
I had patted your duff
When you turned to me with your other sweet cheek
On the way to, Golgotha

Oh, our impassioned time spent in I-reland
Turned a Leprechaun red
And your screams of bliss in the Grand Canyon
Could’ve woke the dead


Trysting Transylvanian Tourists, frisky were we
Things went bump in the night
While I necked you like a vampire giving a hi-hickie
And I swore I, vouldn’t bite [Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha....]


Ah, I’m a one Voman man
Yes, I’m a one woman man
Yes, I’m a one woman man
Whoah, I’m a one woman man


Answer: Humphrey

* Do the math: Mile High City + Mile High in the air = A spot in the 2 mile club