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Song Parodies -> "Plant Based Diet"
Original Song Title:
"Zoot Suit Riot"
Original Performer:
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Parody Song Title:
"Plant Based Diet"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Q: Why did the famed Egyptologist, Dr. Braiken Wynn, propose to his beautiful colleague, Dr. Wendy Tudor, while working together in the “Valley of the Kings”? (Answer Below)
How ’bout we raid a fat farm and declare marshmallow law
Who’s that bingeing on processed cheese?
It’s yours truly? and I’m obese
Cans of spam and pickle jars
Who’s the fatty? kiss my arse!
Fat man feeds his face
Now, there’s no clothes big enough
To fit my huge waist
So I’m always in the buff
Plant Based Diet (diet)
Cold packed by factory gears
Plant Based Diet (diet)
I’ll kill a case an’ have room to spare
Plant Based Diet (diet)
Made for the fat’ning of rears
Plant Based Diet (diet)
I use a couch for an easy chair
Yo Fatty!
A plumped up pork skin lovin’ fat ass man
Always eating out of a pull top can
Fill my soda by the T.V. stand
Down my legs old urine ran
I love to feed my face
With some greasy cheesy puffs
I let my true self show
When my belly’s really stuffed
Plant Based Diet (diet)
Butcher a truckload of steers
Plant Based Diet (diet)
More hockey pucks for my big fat rear
I got a Plant Based Diet!
I got a Plant Based Diet!
I got a Plant Based Diet!
(Flatulaent sounds)
Za-zoot zaye-yow
Za-zoot za zoo-zay
Blay aboo-diya
Zay zay zay
Za-zoot zaye-aye-aye yow
Za-zoot za zoo-zay
Zay zoo za zezzle
Day day day
You got to see my waist
Do you want to see me, binge
So you Whalers know
Harpoons make me cringe
Plant Based Diet (diet)
Straight from the factory here
Plant Based Diet (diet)
My junked out home has no room to spare
Plant Based Diet (diet)
Won’t see no dishes round here
Plant Based Diet (diet)
I cut a fart just to clear the air
I got a Plant Based Diet!
I got a Plant Based Diet!
I got a Plant Based Diet!
I think I’m about ready to pig out!
A: Because they had ‘Tutankhamun’
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I take this as satire, but a real plant based diet will make you a slim, healthy stud, according to my friend Victor Lindlahr, who says "You are what you eat." Then you and your Nubian babe will have toute in common.
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