Parenthood, it's not for the weak
Kids are fun, but they're messy
Newborn parents, have their hands full each week
Mom's and Dad's with their will to provide

For many dads, it happens by chance
Who'll change the Pamper's now? story
Mom's insistence, will get dad off his seat
Mom must fight just to get him to wipe


Chorus:
It's, "Who'll wipe up the diaper?" It's a "Babyhood" gripe
Wipin' butt, was a challenge for Paul Reiser (baby's first crap)
And this gas masked survivor showed his "doodie" to wipe
And he's making his call with the wipe of a diaper


Day by day, life on the brink
Parents love, healthy babies
They smell success, "til a wiff tells of stink
Now they deal with the bills and a butt to be wiped


Alt. Chorus
It's the price of the diaper, it's a crisis of hype
Risin' costs, pose a problem for survival
Still these cost crunch providers have a "doodie" to wipe
And it's win, loose, or draw with the price of the diaper **


Fatherhood, ranks near the top
Got the balls? Get the glory
Breed the Misses, soon the kids calls you Pop
Be a Dad with the lungs to butt wipe


Alt. Chorus
It's a rites of a father, when his baby smells ripe
Cleanin' up, at the passage of new fecal **
And these lost lunch McGyvers have a "doodie" to wipe
And mom's watching it all with the eye of an eagle



The wipe of a diaper (repeats out)...

* God knows how many times I've heard parents arguing about the price of diapers in stores.
** This too, shall pass