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Song Parodies -> "Sleeping On the Wet Spot!"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Sleeping On the Wet Spot!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Girl you gushed like Old Faithful with a strong head of steam
And soaked my flannel sheets, with a healthy stream
That’s alright, baby they aren’t too wet
Turn out the lights - I’ll sleep right through it

Sleeping on the wet spot!
I feel I really hit the jackpot!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
Anchors away!

Your loving keeps on coming, I must declare
Its all good, I came prepared
On this towel, we can sleep in
And tomorrow wash the sheets again!

Sleeping on the wet spot!
I must have hit you in your sweet spot!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
Anchors away!

{guitar licks}

Well you’re a real wet shooter who needs a rubber sheet
For saving mattress tops, like the one you peed
Before I take your loving arms, in my warm embrace
I better make sure I got some towels in place

Sleeping on the wet spot!
It beats, sleeping on a dry cot!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
Anchors away!

Sleeping on the wet spot!
Girl, you were gushing like a tea pot!
Sleeping on the wet spot!
Anchors away!

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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McKludge - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
HA HA HA. So, she's a squirter?

Wet spots ain't so bad. They're simply little (or big) reminders of the wonderful event that just occurred.
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Glenn Rousseau - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
We've all wet the bed at least once in our life, right?
Meriadoc - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Some group (whose name I cannot recall) actually did a song called: "I won't sleep on the wet spot anymore..."
tbg pdo - September 07, 2015 - Report this comment
liked the picture of your daughter tbg lol, so did c"in ya, bit young for a pot belly, your toons are awesome, wonder where you found them..i said I had noooo idea lol xo great song, girl!!!
tbg pdo - September 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Precious Time/Get Nervous Import, Original recording remastered - A great album as well - you can pick them! Thx for the upload, and the laughs. Hi to those in that "dark place" : )

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