Fill your plate with morsels
Grab yourself a burger
Barbecuing can be nice with friends like you
Barbecue, barbecue

If we somehow run out of beer
We’ll keep pissing it down the drain
Like we’re Kentucky Thoroughbreds
Drafted into a hockey game
If we somehow run out of beer
If we somehow run out of beer

Well the keg was emptied of its foamy splash
And we felt like things had sunk
Then a fat man said from a skinny lawn chair
I plan on getting skunked

Beer Buying Run
Barbecue fun
So the sober sap and Grocer chap
Were taking up a fund

For the Beer Buying Run
Barbecue fun
For the Beer Buying Run
Barbecue fun


Well our barbecuer is a Jewish guy
Frying up a cop his ba-con
As people gathered throughout the neighborhood
With the Rabbi and a Nun


O-pen forum
Barbecue fun
As the Kosher Man and Copper Man
Were talking with vegans

In an o-pen forum
Barbecue fun

It’s an o-pen forum
Barbecue fun
Barbecue fun
Barbecue fun

Well the talk was lively as the motley crew
Began to loosen up
In the town they’re talking ‘bout it every where
‘Casue things have been lookin’ up

Auspicious lunch
Barbecue fun
And the local mayor was also there
With members from the board

For the auspicious lunch
Barbecue fun
Barbecue fun
Barbecue fun