You've got something to share that sounds like a thorn
If you'd stop your shouting and drop the bullhorn
I could then hear you out
And maybe chat
But like I told you before
Now, we can't have that

Well here's my blessed chance to hear you talking some sense
Did you have to yell like a moron to voice your offense?
You chewed me out
You silly cat
But like I told you before
Now, we can't have that


Both your eyes are brown
"cause you're the turd who's word is crap
But when you're found
Berating so crass
I laugh at your ass

Now I'll listen to you as long as you don't whine
I wont hear your problems when you shout and you pine
I know you wanna pout
And say, "oh drats!"
But like I told you before
Now, we can't have that


We can't have that... We can't have that
We can't have that... We can't have that
We can't have that


Both your eyes are brown
"cause you're the turd who's word is crap
But when you're found
Berating so crass
I laugh at your ass

Now please listen to me and my ultimatums
I wont hear your harangues when you're stuck to your guns
So when you scream and shout
My ears go bad
So like I told you before
Now, we can't have that