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Song Parodies -> "Kindness Heals (The Countless Hurts)"

Original Song Title:

"Silence Speaks (A Thousand Words)"

Original Performer:

Deborah Gibson

Parody Song Title:

"Kindness Heals (The Countless Hurts)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Her guy was cruel
You sense something is wrong
Her eyes look removed
So sad and withdrawn
All her hope seems gone
She needs your... comforts
Kindness heals the countless hurts

She needs company
Not sage advice
She could use some love
From someone who's nice
Just try anyway...
With concernful efforts
Kindness heals the countless hurts

Her love was spurned...
So she turned the page
A victim of his blind outrage
He always had to punch and shove
Now while she's weak
Lift her in love

With one broke tooth
And a swollen mouth
The lady asserts that...
"He knocked me out!"

And with a painful punch
She hit the kitchen tile
And that is why it's hard to smile

For dead she was left...
So she left the stage
A victim of jealous outrage
He always had to kick and shove
Now while she's weak
Lift her in love

She's feeling little
With a hopeless insecurity
Spittle from mouth drools on her chair
It's a tragic scene
His blows had caused two blackened eyes

She needs your kindness
See her eyes
So puffy
She deserves your acts of kindness

Kindness heals the countless hurts
Kindness heals the countless hurts

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