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Song Parodies -> "Make It Cheesy"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Make It Cheesy"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

To prove to my legions of fans and the rest, that I am one of the biggest cornballs left of the Mississippi, I will now demonstrate the improper way to contract HEMORRHOIDS. And voila: HEM'RHOIDS Note how an apostrophe was inserted like a sopository between HEM and RHOIDS thereby shortening the ortherwise three sillyble word down to only two. Butt to stretch things even further, there is the one sillyble version as well: 'RHOIDS. Now would some brave volunteer please contract MONONUCLEOSIS for the class. Thanks, hope you like.

Well, I’m rolling in the dough
Tossin’ pizzas like a pro
I’ve got sev’ral cheeses of all types
Lots of mozzarellas
Pepper jacks and cheddars
Plenty ‘nough to clog your pipes

Make it cheesy, make it cheesy
Meltin’ tasty
Fiber up, to use ‘the can’
You gotta try our salads man
It will all come out in the end
Just take it easy

Well I’m a pizzeria owner
Smack dab in down town Trona
My what a hot place to do
It’s a dive they say
But I’m here to stay
Hollywood come let me cook for you
Come on, people, make a sequel
I wanna show you that my pizzas
Have no equal
I look mean, but I’m real nice
I bet you would love to have a slice
So look me up, in paradise
I’ll make it cheesy

Well I’m rolling with a pen
Taking orders that come in
Got a bunch of toppings you should try
Now was that a deep dish
Or was it a thin crust, not too sharp-a-guy
Come on Charlie, don’t say sorry
I know dis opporTUNAty’s
Just might make me, oh oh oh
Oh it’s hot and cheesy
You wanna make it cheesy?

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Andrew D. Lacroix - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Damn, I'm starving. Make me one, extra large, with 5 different cheeses, 5 types of meat, and 5 veggies. On second thought, a second helping for my friends. Keepin' it cheesy. I love this parody.
2Eagle - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
And lots of jalapenos.
Lionel Mertens - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks 2Eagle and ADL. I'm glad you liked it.
Ann Hammond - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
lol... great job...
littleCupCakes - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
This is cute & snappy! and i am hungry for a hot pizza ! I'll order 5 !!

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