Song Parodies -> Make It Cheesy
| Original Song Title: | "Take It Easy" |
| Original Performer: | The Eagles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Make It Cheesy" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
To prove to my legions of fans and the rest, that I am one of the biggest cornballs left of the Mississippi, I will now demonstrate the improper way to contract HEMORRHOIDS. And voila: HEM'RHOIDS Note how an apostrophe was inserted like a sopository between HEM and RHOIDS thereby shortening the ortherwise three sillyble word down to only two. Butt to stretch things even further, there is the one sillyble version as well: 'RHOIDS. Now would some brave volunteer please contract MONONUCLEOSIS for the class. Thanks, hope you like.
Well, I’m rolling in the dough
Tossin’ pizzas like a pro
I’ve got sev’ral cheeses of all types
Lots of mozzarellas
Pepper jacks and cheddars
Plenty ‘nough to clog your pipes
Make it cheesy, make it cheesy
I got REAL CALIFORNIA cheese
Meltin’ tasty
Fiber up, to use ‘the can’
You gotta try our salads man
It will all come out in the end
Just take it easy
Well I’m a pizzeria owner
Smack dab in down town Trona
My what a hot place to do
It’s a dive they say
But I’m here to stay
Hollywood come let me cook for you
Come on, people, make a sequel
I wanna show you that my pizzas
Have no equal
I look mean, but I’m real nice
I bet you would love to have a slice
So look me up, in paradise
I’ll make it cheesy
Well I’m rolling with a pen
Taking orders that come in
Got a bunch of toppings you should try
Now was that a deep dish
Or was it a thin crust, not too sharp-a-guy
Come on Charlie, don’t say sorry
I know dis opporTUNAty’s
Just might make me, oh oh oh
Oh it’s hot and cheesy
You wanna make it cheesy?
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Damn, I'm starving. Make me one, extra large, with 5 different cheeses, 5 types of meat, and 5 veggies. On second thought, a second helping for my friends. Keepin' it cheesy. I love this parody.
And lots of jalapenos.
Thanks 2Eagle and ADL. I'm glad you liked it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
lol... great job...
This is cute & snappy! and i am hungry for a hot pizza ! I'll order 5 !!
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