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Song Parodies -> "Love Coaching (on at nine)"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion Number Nine"

Original Performer:

The Searchers

Parody Song Title:

"Love Coaching (on at nine)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

The documentary, The Olive and the Tree, in which Dr. Ruth appears and is the Executive Producer will air on several national PBS stations throughout April. Click here to see the time and station in your city. The Olive and the Tree: The Secret Strength of the Druze is an hour-long documentary that tells the story of the Druze, Israel's most fascinating non-Jewish religious minority. It focuses on their approach to childhood education which maintains the sect's unique cultural and social identity, despite the lure of assimilation.
We booked a session once with Dr. Ruth
You know her practice helps love lives improve
She’s got a show with better sex in mind
Check your local listings for: “Love Coaching” on at nine

We told her that we’d grown real bored in bed
Sex got “ho hum” right after we were wed
She wrote on our chart that we showed the classic signs
And asked, “Have your watched my: ‘Love Coaching’ on at nine?”

She glanced left and to the right, then flashed us this look
She said, “I wanna share with you my recipe book”
It seemed a little odd, She seemed a passionate cook
She laid the line, She made us squirm, We bit the hook

We couldn’t wait ‘till we had gotten home
We started reading in and out her tome
And though we missed her show making love in record time
She broke the bedroom boredom with: “Love Coaching” on at nine

------- guitar duet ------

She laid the line, She made us squirm, We bit the hook

We couldn’t wait until we hit the sac
We swear she’s quite the aphrodisiac
And when we catch her show what a merriment we find
We interrupt this coitus for: “Love Coaching” on at nine
“Love Coaching” on at nine
“Love Coaching” on at nine
“Love Coaching” on at nine

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Total Votes: 6

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Phil Alexander - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Lionel - especially liked the "we interrupt this coitus" joke :-D
alvin - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
really stuff here...loved it
alvin - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
that should have said "really FUNNY stuff" ...guess i was being freudian
Ann Hammond - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
PMS - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Ruthlessly funny!
AFW - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Three good fives for a good one
TJC - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with phil, alvin, alvin ann, pms and afw on this one!

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