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Song Parodies -> "Adolf the Red Ass Monkey"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Adolf the Red Ass Monkey"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donor and Blitzen
But duties evolved
For the most shameless primate of all
Adolf the red ass monkey
Scratched his rosy hiene gross
And if you ever watched him
You wished he'd donned some clothes
All of the other primates
Used thier crap to pelt his cage
They always made poor Adolf
Go into a primate rage
Then one balmy christmas eve
Santa made his day
Adolf with my butt so wide
Won't you guide my chimney slides
Then all the primates loathed him
As they shouted out you creep
Adolf the Red ass monkey
Your north pole's new chimney sweep
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donor and Blitzen
But duties evolved
For the most shameless primate of all
Adolf the red ass monkey
Scratched his rosy hiene gross
And if you ever watched him
You wished he'd donned some clothes
All of the other primates
Used thier crap to pelt his cage
They always made poor Adolf
Go into a primate rage
Then one balmy christmas eve
Santa made his day
Adolf with my butt so wide
Won't you guide my chimney slides
Then all the primates loathed him
As they shouted out you creep
Adolf the Red ass monkey
Your north pole's new chimney sweep
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Huh?
How childish. But I laughed in spite of myself. 555
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