Song Parodies -> "Homade Lasagna"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

"Homade Lasagna"

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The Lyrics

Homemade lasagna
With ricotta cheese
Layered with some spinach
Or, NO! veggies

Italian sausage
Flavors quite intense
Onions or fresh garlic
Call, FOR breath mints

Pine nuts might surprise with thier nutty taste
Roasting ovens heat their hearty crunch
Foodiephiles yearn to stuff with full face
Eat what you want

Homemade lasagna
Garlic on your breath
If you were a vampire it'd be your death

[Count Dracula laughs]
ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah ah-ah-aaah
ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah aaah ah-aah ah-aah
Wah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah ah-ah-aaah
Eat what you want

Homemade lasagna
Dying to be fed
Give in to the garlic - pasta sauce is red

Haunting laughter booms through darkened hallways (ah-ah-ah-aaah)
(ah-ah ah-ah-aaah)
Silver bullet snipers out to lunch (ah-ah-ah-aaah)
(ah-ah aaah ah-aah ah-aah)
Full moon nights are cooking up a malaise (ah-ah-ah-aaah)
(ah-ah ah-ah-aaah)
Eat what you want

Homemade lasagna
Garlic gives it heat
Vampires and itallians should never meet

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