Song Parodies -> "Houston We Have Got an Item"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

Original Performer:

"Houston We Have Got an Item"

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The Lyrics

I think NASA should have a honeymoon space shuttle lottery special, for one lucky couple to be the first to spawn in space. I think it would raise a lot of interest and money for their program. Of course I would like to be the first to do it space but I got to find a wife first.

Space�
"The Lionel" frontier
These are boisterisms of a "corn ball" enterprise.
My "crack pot" mission:
To sexplore whole new worlds
To bring in new life,
And new fertilizations,
To boldly score where no man has scored before.

Picture the flight of a honeymoon shuttle
With Houstonite hosts, to voyeur inside
Earth's in the distance, and NASA's glued watching
The groom and his float away bride

Gravity's nowhere it's causing a scene
Bothering lovers in bed
Look at the girl with champagne in her eyes
Is she drunk?

Houston we have got an Item (Item)
Houston we have got an Item (Item)
Houston we have got an Item (Item)
Ah... Ah...

Follow them up to a vent on the ceiling
Where galaxy limits meet Milky Way thighs
Everyone smiles as they drift past the cameras
That show them orgasmic'ly high
Love making juices appear on the lens
Making it hard to see straight
They're on the roof with their bed on the ground
Which ways up?

Houston we have got an Item (Item)
Houston we have got an Item (Item)
Houston we have got an Item (Item)
Ah... Ah...

Picture yourself deep in space with a virgin
With NASA there watching like Peeking Tom spies
Hubble scope shutters snap you and your party
A girl with champagne in her eyes

Houston we have got an Item (Item)
Houston we have got an Item (Item)
Houston we have got an Item (Item)
Ah... Ah...

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