Beware your mother-in-law!
Beware your mother-in-law!

Beware,
Beware,
Beware,
Beware,
Beware your mother-in-law!

Beware your mother-in,
Beware your mother-in,
Beware your mother-in-law!

We’re off to see her mother
My “wonderful” mother-in-law

To hear her bitch
A witch of a witch!
That little ol’ witch called “Ma”

That little old brittle witch, called “Ma”
My mother-in-law is one to talk

And talk,
And talk,
And talk,
And talk,
And - taaaaalk--

And shock with those terrible things she squawks

( Momma-mia, Momma-mia Mo-mma Mi-a! )

We’re off to see her mother
My “wonderful” mother-in-law