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Song Parodies -> "Old Clichés"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Old Clichés"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

You can lead a horse to fodder, but you can’t make him eat.

Old Clichés,
Are like friends that never go away
Who always have some wise words to say
You’ll… always hear from Old clichés

What the [BLEEP?]
Most of us will look before we leap
And count our chickens after they peep
Oh, Old Clichés just sound like [BLEEP!]

One good stitch in time
Will save nine sounds so passé
Some would be made fools
Than be schooled by Old Clichés

Old Clichés
Have become a cheesy bane these days
Someone needs to hold the mayonnaise
Cause, where’s the flavor in Old Clichés

My first rodeo
Was a goat back in the days
My first barbeque
Was soon skewed by Old Clichés

Old Clichés,
Can be just like greasy pigs to chase
Who are really hard to pin in place
Oh, put a hold on Old Clichés
Suey suey suey su

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Lionel - Great job. Avoid cliches like the plague! They are a dime a dozen. ;D
Michael Pacholek - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice job. Which you no doubt did by putting your pants on one leg at a time. Hey, I'm just happy to be here, hope I can help the website.
John Barry - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Awesome! That a cliché, but the parody was very good.
Lionel Mertens - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks you guys. Your comments mean a lot. They really do. is the only thing that I can actually say I belong to. Even though I don't know what you guys look or act like.

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