Song Parodies -> "I Want To Know Who Trump Is"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Know What Love Is"

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"I Want To Know Who Trump Is"

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The Lyrics

I've written some parodies about Mr. Trump that blast his hair and flamboyant style. They however don't reflect the true DJT. Mr. Trump I've read in Carolyn Kepcher's book doesn't like anyone asuming anything about him. So that's why I wrote this parody. Also to try and make up for the offensive ones that I've written. Sorry, for all the cheap shots Mr. Trump.

I wanna pick "The Donald's" mind
"The Donald's" mind's a four leaf clover
I better read the New York Times
In case I meet him when he's chauffered

His Fountain I must dive
You know the pearls are with the oysters
Through the press I see Trump thrive
He keeps informed as life gets outsourced
In his live there's been challenge and gain
I don't know If I could face it like him
He can't stop now, he's marveled so far
To claim his lovely wife

I wan't to know who Trump is
I wan't him to mold me
I want "The Zeal" that Trump gives
I know he would scold me

He's gonna play a little golf
A little golf to putt around me
He's got bunkers yet to solve
It looks like Trump hasn't-- the time for me

In his life there's been highrising fame
I don't know if I could grace it like him
He can't stop now, he's sparkeled so far
To claim his lovely wife

I wan't to know who Trump is
I wan't him to mold me
I want "The Zeal" that Trump gives
I know he would scold me

I wan't to know who Trump is
I wan't him to mold me
I want "The Zeal" that Trump gives
I know he would scold me

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Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

555, funniest parody I've read today, it made me laugh out loud for real! Great job, Lionel. I especially like the lines...

"The Donald's" mind's a four leaf clover

. In case I meet him when he's chauffered

. He's gonna play a little golf
A little golf to putt around me
He's got bunkers yet to solve

Arwen - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny's right...this is hilarious! Nice work!

John Barry - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Let me add my compliments to those of JD and Arwen. Well done.

Arwen - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

John, when I read your comment on the recent comments page, I read, "Let me add my COMPLAINTS to those..."

I was wondering..."What in the HOLY HELL was I complaining about this time??" ; )

Michael Pacholek - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

You're fivered!

Stuart McArthur - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment

I agree Lionel, It is great watching Trump "scold" - Gary Trudeau has clever insights into The Donald in Doonesbury - 555

Lionel Mertens - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow I'm glad you guys liked it. I've read Trump's Surviving at the top and he mentions Gary Trudeau. Trump doesn't understand Doonesbury at all.

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