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Song Parodies -> "Stretch Me Out"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Stretch Me Out"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Stretch, stretch me out
Those nails in your pouch
Won't hold if I slouch
Oh please, stretch me out
Whoa, stretch me out

Pound, pound it deep
That spike better keep
I'll fall in a heap
Oh please, pound it deep
Whoa, pound it deep

Because I love
Because I knew
Because of love
Because of you

Strip, strip me clean
Don't need garmenting
On this timbering
Oh please, strip me clean
Whoa, strip me clean

Poke, poke inside
Make sure how I died
With arms open wide
Oh please, poke inside
Whoa, poke inside
Yeah, poke inside
Whoa oh, poke inside

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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