Hey, what’s that smell
Why did you cut the cheese
Why did you break the breeze
Ewww! ‘yo’ butt stank
Why did you make me wheeze
Why did you cut the cheese


You could have went outside
Instead my ceiling’s peeling paint
(Eww!) smells like something died
I need to get a fan
For your nasty farts
So why did you cut the cheese
Why did you cut the cheese


I might throw up
I’m throwing you out
Please don’t break wind
I can’t keep it down
You hurt my lungs, need a machine to breathe
Now get outta my house
Hey, why did you cut the cheese
Why did you cut the cheese


No! you’re not smelly
Your bootie’s just really foul
God is somthing wrong with you
‘Cause you, you just reek
Your prank is killing me
I am finding it hard to breathe


I thought you weren’t the type
That just could take my breath away
You even made me cry with your stink
God damn, you are ripe!


I’m throwing up
It’s all coming out
Can’t hold it in
You have let me down
You riled me up, but I can’t seem to breathe
Just hear these wheezing sounds
Man, why did you cut the cheese
Why did you cut the cheese


Just get away from me
You juice bootie clown
Yeah, I don’t want you ’round


Now...
Look at my lunch
I hope you are proud
Don’t come again
You are not allowed
You make me sick, need a gas mask to breathe
Don’t be coming around
Hey, why did you cut the cheese

Oh what the hell
I’ll forgive somehow
Lets still be friends
It’s blown over now
You owe me lunch, know a good place to eat?
Just tell me over chow
Hey, why did you cut the cheese
(Why did you cut the cheese)
Why did you cut the cheese
Why did you cut the cheese