Song Parodies -> Martha Stewart's Share Surprise
| Original Song Title: | "Sister Golden Hair Surprise" |
| Original Performer: | America |
| Parody Song Title: | "Martha Stewart's Share Surprise" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
Well she chose to make a stock trade, but she got so much distress
That she cinched herself a court date and she got herself well dressed
She ain't ready for the fallout, but I do believe she's learned
That an inside trade can mean a prison term
Well press keeps on leakin' 'bout it, Martha Stewart's share surprise
Imcone did so poor without her, Can't you read between the lines
She's been one poor court defendant, and she's been too, too hard to try
But that doesn't mean her daughter's next in line
Will you see her in the pokey? Will you see her on the air?
Will she ever write the story? 'Cause so many want to hear
Well she tried to fake it, the inside tradin', She just can't face it
Well press keeps on leakin' 'bout it, Martha Stewart's share surprise
Imcone did so poor without her, Can't you read between the lines
Now she's been one poor court defendant, and she's been too, too hard to try
But that doesn't mean her daughter's next in line
Will you see her in the pokey? Will you see her on the air?
Will she ever write the story? 'Cause so many want to hear
Well she tried to fake it, the inside tradin', She just can't face it
Doo wop doo wop...
That she cinched herself a court date and she got herself well dressed
She ain't ready for the fallout, but I do believe she's learned
That an inside trade can mean a prison term
Well press keeps on leakin' 'bout it, Martha Stewart's share surprise
Imcone did so poor without her, Can't you read between the lines
She's been one poor court defendant, and she's been too, too hard to try
But that doesn't mean her daughter's next in line
Will you see her in the pokey? Will you see her on the air?
Will she ever write the story? 'Cause so many want to hear
Well she tried to fake it, the inside tradin', She just can't face it
Well press keeps on leakin' 'bout it, Martha Stewart's share surprise
Imcone did so poor without her, Can't you read between the lines
Now she's been one poor court defendant, and she's been too, too hard to try
But that doesn't mean her daughter's next in line
Will you see her in the pokey? Will you see her on the air?
Will she ever write the story? 'Cause so many want to hear
Well she tried to fake it, the inside tradin', She just can't face it
Doo wop doo wop...
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Another great Sister Golden Hair parody today! Good job! 5's
Lionel -good job. 5's.
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