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Song Parodies -> "Cops and Donuts"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Cops and Donuts"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Cops and donuts, cops and donuts
Go together like a crook and hold ups
This I tell you sugar
Cops love glaze more than hookers

Cops and donuts, cops and donuts
Go together like a N.A.R.C. and dope busts
It's thier focal pastry
They can't fight crime without some glazing

Try, try, try, to confiscate them
They'll squeal, objections
Try, try, try and they'll be pointing guns
In your, direction

Cops and donuts, cops and donuts
Go together like a badge and bullets
I've been told by killers
You can't bribe cops without some frillers

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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airfarewon - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good theme..funny
Johnny D - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Greasy...nasty...but sweet.
MasonR - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing's off here and there, but this confection's otherwise perfection! Well done!
Michael Pacholek - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim Horton would approve. You know what a Yankee Fan's favorite donut is? Boston cream!
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
The wit was great..only let down by some off pacing and not the strongest rhymes (yeah, I know "Donuts" is hard to rhyme..how about Go Nuts or J-Lo Butts?)...otherwise, pretty fine 454
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Rhymes are clumsy/weak in some places, but the pacing is fairly good and the subject treatment is funny. 4-5-5...
Peregrin - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the title before I even saw it, I thought it was good!
Lionel Mertens - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the great votes and constructive comments

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