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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Weener!"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Looser"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Weener!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I’m a Weener!
I’m a Weener!
As more jobs just disappear each week

With all the jobs that are gone and are lost
I got a job when a border was crossed
I’m just Juan in ten million, my friend
I’m a self made illegal alien

I’m a Weener!
And I don’t know much English to speak
I’m a Weener!
As more jobs just disappear each week

Although some laugh and maybe put me down
I’m not the one who’s just standing around
My dreams are soaring like jets in the sky
I’m like a kid on the Fourth of July

I’m a Weener!
And I just love your economy
I’m a Weener!
It’s a lot better than my country


What have I done to be so fortunate?
I just try to make the best of it
Si, es verdad, success requires some balls
I go where mi pioneer spirit calls

I’m a Weener!
And I provide for my family
I’m a Weener!
And I manifest my destiny


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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2Eagle - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't you mean "beaner"? A Wiener is somebody who lives in Vienna and a weenie is a man who sings maudlin songs.
John Barry - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
At the risk of sounding politically incorrect, I was going to make 2Eagle's leguminous comment.
John Barry - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Oops! Just realized, this a hispanophonetic spelling of "winner," ¿verdad?
Phil Nelson - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
'Cause it's no fun bein' an illegal alien. 5's

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