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Song Parodies -> "Slippin' Me The Tongue"

Original Song Title:

"Take It On The Run"

Original Performer:

REO Speedwagon

Parody Song Title:

"Slippin' Me The Tongue"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Q: While the three bears where outside foraging what was Goldilocks doing?

(answer at bottom)

Every time we swap spit
Must you let your tongue flit
Baby am I a horse with a bit in its mouth?

It's like you're in the sad-dle
When your tongue starts to pad-dle
This pony's got the mail and he's galloping south

Girl, I feel your stirrups deep
And your spurring makes my syrup seep
But your reins hold me from getting too riled
Girl you lather me mad
Girl I'd rather be bad
Your prodding is so good, I go buck wild!

{Refrain I}
You're givin' me the tongue, baby
You need to feed your hunger, lady
Let your lovin' dart around
Once we start neckin'
In just mere seconds
You'll get me real sprung 'cause your slippin' me the tongue

My tonsils are your hay trough
Hey! Whatever will get you off
Don't take any time to ruminate on this
There really is no harm in
All of your saliva farmin'
So you can always give me a kiss

{Refrain II}
You're givin' me the tongue, baby
Just pump it like a plunger, lady
Let your lashin' polish my crowns
Once we start peckin'
In only seconds
My breath leaves my lungs 'cause your slippin' me the tongue


{Refrain III}
You're givin' me the tongue, baby
Like a true larynx lunger, lady
Let your suckin' face astound
When are lips slow dance
In a few moments
I feel really young 'cause your slippin' me the tongue

{Refrain IV}
You're givin' me the tongue, baby
You're making me feel younger, lady
Plant your tulips above ground
Baby's breath like flowers
Smells great for hours
My song can't be sung when she's slippin' me the tongue

Baby when your lips smirk
Baby your tongue tip lurks
Baby it's like I am osculating a clown

A: She was 'Poridging'

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Dave W. - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Plant your tulips above ground.....and there will be growth on the springs...

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