It must have been musty so near my asshole
You always had brown stuff on your face
You were intent to help me wipe, and get sprayed
You never had a word of gripe

So my ass would not get all red and rosey
While you were the one with all the stain
A dutifull place without no pay for so long
A vertical smile was all you changed

Did you ever know that you're my zero
A parasite I wish that would leave
And when I shit harder than a sea gull
You still are the wind between my cheeks

You might want to undergo hypnosis
Because your catching all of my farts
I want you to know, I know the kook, of course I know him
I should be calling him to help you

Did I ever tell you you're my zero
a parasite that I wish that would leave
And when I shit harder than a sea gull
You still are the wind between my cheeks

Did I ever tell you, you're my zero
You're a parasite, a parasite I wish that would leave
Oh, and when I shit harder than a sea gull
For you are the wind between my cheeks

Oh, the wind between my cheeks
You, you, you, you are the wind between my cheeks
Why?, why?, why?, are you? Are you so high
Oh, you, you, you, the wind between my cheeks

Why?, Why?, why?, are you a parasite
So high, I think you lost your mind
Thankless, thankless
Thankless for you, the wind between my cheeks