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Song Parodies -> "Cool Captain Catsup"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mister Mustard"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Cool Captain Catsup"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Cool Captain Catsup squirts like a frog
Onto your dog, he could save your hero
Spurts on your roll or explodes
Ending up all on your clothes
Keep a napkin in your coat if he blows
Such a cool nice chap
Such a cool nice chap

His plastic cap flips at a drop
Wetting your chops, at a swank bistro
Squeeze him out to soak in your fries
He’s got taste that no one denies
Always stands out never just lies
Such a cool nice chap
Such a cool nice chap

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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