I will breed any cow - my staff grows fond
I hire ‘the’ best bull milkers in the trade
Fondly we check out the calves we’ve spawned
We wanna see the...
Nice (nice)
Nice (nice) Young Calf We Made

We’ve never seen a ...
Tight (tight)
Tight (tight) Cow Hiney Spayed


When I go to breed a cow - the laughter comes
I’m pushing past elbows while fisting rears
Jeering and lame jokes I charge extra for
I’m always earning...
My (my)
My (my) Cow Poking Pay

Joke all you want - I’m living a cool life
Cows that I bred, pamper my hot wife

I have bred many sows, their half as much
I’ve been fed more sausages than my pay
Much of my mojo comes with light touch
I hope you don’t mind...
My (my)
My (my) Two Timing Way

I make piglets with ...
My (my)
My (my) Trade Secret Way

I’ve patented a ...
Fine (fine)
Fine (fine) Bull Milking Way


The straw goes gently......
Right (right)
Right (right) where I can’t say

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