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Song Parodies -> "No Sleep For Tweekers"

Original Song Title:

"No Sleep Till Brooklyn"

Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"No Sleep For Tweekers"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Dust or the vapors never ever dull caper
Teeth looking madder than a bayou gator
Your job's ain't a job it's collecting cans
City to city you're running your scams
On locations lurking around gas stations
Tweeky bums, always are free basing
Itchy twitchy manners but a stable bicycle
you do what you do best because you illing and schitso
ain't no joking your nogin is smokin'
Going can to can searching all the dumpsters open
While I'm in the bed counting sheep to sleep
The tweeky bums in the garbage cold rootin' it deep

No sleep for....
Another place another train
Another baggie in the brain
Another rock another fight
Another fly all night

Your shopping cart's squeky it always sports rust
You got your own room in a broken down bus
Lurk around da' hood you shock around the clock
Pipes and vapour trails mark your spot
Cooking at motels like it's going out of style
Snorting baggies is your fate cause your so dam vile
Down on the floor a Narc's at the door
DEA's in the back because your loyal for the foil
You've got a gun in the place and a dime in the sack
With vice in the front and taskforce in the back
Tweeker's do more crimes

No sleep for...
No.. Sleep.. For Tweekers
No.. Sleep.. For Tweekers

Ain't seen the light since I started this rap
So let me step up on the mic and yap
Go ahead sue me for parody
They say I'm very crass but I'm B-N-ME
Tie a tweeker to a crime a crime to a tweeker
I tip my hat quick for all of life's seekers
Got Leno and Conan the late night shows
Coffee shop talkers and venti Jo's
Step off tweeks get out of my way
Writing my parodies for here (Am I Right?) of all place
Waking up? before you get to sleep?
Then I'll be telling you this saying, eight days a tweek

No sleep for..
No.. Sleep.. For Tweekers
No.. Sleep.. For Tweekers
No.. (no) Sleep.. (sleep) For Tweekers (tweekers)
No.. (no) Sleep.. (sleep) For Tweekers (tweekers)

No.. (no) Sleep.. (sleep) For Tweekers (tweekers)
No.. (no) Sleep.. (sleep) For Tweekers (tweekers)
No.. (no) Sleep.. (sleep) For Tweekers (tweekers)
No.. (no) Sleep.. (sleep) For Tweekers (tweekers)
No.. (no) Sleep.. (sleep) For Tweekers (tweekers)
No.. (no) Sleep.. (sleep) For Tweekers (tweekers)
Highlight MC's:
Mike D

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Tyler - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
That is has got to be one of the best parodies I have read in along time. Got those dumb tweekers all over the valley I live in. Good job to you, I'm glad this made it to the internet for all to see....Keep up the good work.
Ronnie - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That was freakin' awesome!
Sunny - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the Beastie Boys--great song choice--cant stand those wacky tweekers--they are like zombies from night of thre living dead--how do u know if your mechanic is a tweeker?--he fixes your car at 3 am and hangs a houselamp upside down from the hood!
cece - March 18, 2007 - Report this comment
coming from an ex-tweeker - this song is the freaking schnizle. I have lived in a bus, had narcs blow the front door away, pretty much everything in that song used to be me. Thankgod I got out by the skin of my teeth - got 6 teeth left. got 2 years clean off the shit.

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