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Song Parodies -> "Those Dumb BP Spillbillies"
Original Song Title:
"The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song"
Original Performer:
Jerry Scoggins
Parody Song Title:
"Those Dumb BP Spillbillies"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
BP = BIG PIGS
sp = small people
BP
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sp
EQUALS DISASTER
Now we’re really into safety here at the new BP
Our old engineering seems hazardous to seas
Since the mishap when our workers heard a BOOM!
And up from the sea came a troubling flume
Oil by George, Tar Balls, Toxic Tea
Well the price tag was a cool twenty billion clams
Obama said, “I’m imposing a ban!”
Said “We really need to review our policies”
But was thwarted by a judge who would rule to end the freeze
‘Drill!’ he said, ‘ go you fools, spill some more!’
What we were forced to pay for some dead old pelicans
Well we could have bought a mint, but we blindly skinned our shins
Now our competition will learn from our stupidity
And have a friggin’ field day with our dumb calamity
‘Spillbillies’, they say, what the hell, blow the lid off!
We’re real sorry now, y’hear?
sp = small people
BP
-----
sp
EQUALS DISASTER
Now we’re really into safety here at the new BP
Our old engineering seems hazardous to seas
Since the mishap when our workers heard a BOOM!
And up from the sea came a troubling flume
Oil by George, Tar Balls, Toxic Tea
Well the price tag was a cool twenty billion clams
Obama said, “I’m imposing a ban!”
Said “We really need to review our policies”
But was thwarted by a judge who would rule to end the freeze
‘Drill!’ he said, ‘ go you fools, spill some more!’
What we were forced to pay for some dead old pelicans
Well we could have bought a mint, but we blindly skinned our shins
Now our competition will learn from our stupidity
And have a friggin’ field day with our dumb calamity
‘Spillbillies’, they say, what the hell, blow the lid off!
We’re real sorry now, y’hear?
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love your new term: SpillBillies, Sir !
If this happened off the coast of say Saudi Arabia you could write the Bel-Arabs. I think someone came up with the term spillbillies the other day to this very OS. Still a good read. This is a fun ballad to base a parody
write. I've toyed with Jed's song a bit myself.
"troubling flume" has a nice touch. This is a five barrel carbon-ater.
I am fairly certain that the original theme for the TV show was performed by Lester Flatt and Earl Skruggs and not Jerry Scoggins.
Oh well I'm just nit pickin' and a grinnin'.
"troubling flume" has a nice touch. This is a five barrel carbon-ater.
I am fairly certain that the original theme for the TV show was performed by Lester Flatt and Earl Skruggs and not Jerry Scoggins.
Oh well I'm just nit pickin' and a grinnin'.
Great take on the OS, especially an appropriate one for this subject! Very fluent writing and hilarious concept! Spilling ya 5's!
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