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Song Parodies -> "Held Me All Night Long"

Original Song Title:

"Shook Me All Night Long"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Held Me All Night Long"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

She was so motherly
She loved me tenderly
She was the ideal hostess for some company
She had a perfect smile
Speaking without guile
Taking me in with her Bohemian style
I wasn’t prepared
For her under arm hair
But after her hug’s when I just no longer cared
‘Cause her arms were gentle
Resistance dwindled
A fire was kindled
And we watched Yentl as we spooned

Held me all night long
Yeah she held me all night long

Sporting yellow socks
With her Birkenstocks
When we went for a walk, we just talked and talked
Like a cool rag doll
Wearing overalls
Just walking down the block, we sure had a ball
After warming up
I gave my buttercup
A flawless diamond ring, ’cause she means everything
‘Cause the time was golden
With love unfoldin’
I felt emboldened
While she was holdin’ her bridegroom

Held me all night long
Yeah she held me all night long
Took me in and we spooned
Held me all night long
And I am holding her too
Held her all night looong
Yeah she held me
And I’m melting

(guitar solo)

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