-> "I Pant!"
Original Song Title:
"I Cant"
Parody Song Title:
"I Pant!"
The Lyrics
Salut ma belle fille
(Hello beautiful/gorgeous)
Ca va ce soir?
(How are you this evening?)
Je crois que tu es absoluement jolie.
(I think you're positively beautiful)
C'est nous tout seul ce soir
(We're alone tonight)
Et je veux etre avec toi
(And I want to be with you)
Ca c'est "cool"
(That's "cool")
Your Siren's song enthralls
Oh, mesdemoiselle your eyes entice
I feel I'm freed, by you
You're love a-la-mode with some spice
You make breathing so much faster
And my poor heart palpitates
Your lightning is felt with thunder
Striking me like we're soulmates
[Chorus]
Eyes are shocked by grace that astounds
My mind burns - my heart pounds
I pray that I'll catch my breath to talk with you
While I pant
Eyes glisten gladdened tears
Enfatuation wiles the subconscious
And my poor heart gives in
I'm at a loss what joyfulness does
When its schmaltzy dreams are jettied
What I quickly realized
What I have found undiscovered
Was you redefined surprised
[Chorus]
Eyes are shocked by grace that astounds
My mind burns - my heart pounds
I pray that I'll catch my breath to talk with you
While I pant
Amerous as you maybe
I want your hand's romance
Give your world to me Deborah
Your beauty glows - your face enchants
[Chorus]
Eyes are shocked by grace that astounds
My mind burns - my heart pounds
I pray that I'll catch my breath to talk with you
While I pant
I hold your heart in mine
That's why that I'm reduced to tears
I'll squander my whole life
I'm single till you appear
I can't think while I breathe heavy
Don't dismay you aren't to blame
Oh,
I should say I cannot even talk to you
While I pant
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