All through the night and all the day long
I’ll be smoking a ‘J’ with my girl ...or hitting a bong

I love to smoke weed
I Love To Smoke Weed!
I’m feeling the need
I - MAG - INE - THAT!


I need a hit - I want to get high
Man I’m wanting a puff of the stuff that helps me get by


I love to smoke weed
I Love To Smoke Weed!
The 'munchies’ I feed
HAVE - MADE - ME - FAT!



The KGB(1) tries - to mess with my head
Brain washing like spies - when I light a bowl

I’ll give up my buds - the second I’m dead
As long as no-one’s bugging me I wont be a mole(2)


I won’t be a narc - won’t rat on my friends
As long as I’ve got dope - I’ll go to the ‘Pen’

I gotta get stoned - I’ll keister some seeds
I can’t do time for some bullsh!t case
If I’m not smoking weed


I love to smoke weed
I Love To Smoke Weed!

Happy I’ll toke - the day that I croak

I Love To Smoke Weed

I want to get stoned - I’m feeling the need

I’m either washing my @ss or face
If I’m not smoking weed

I love to smoke weed
I Just Love To Smoke Weed!

Happy I’ll toke - the day that I croak

I LOVE TO SMOKE WEED!


(1) For those who haven’t infiltrated the secrete world of stoners, KGB stands for Killer Green Bud.
(2)The modern use of the term ’mole’ can be found in the novels of John le Carré, who said in a BBC television interview in 1976 that it was a KGB term. Moles have also been featured in some James Bond films.