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Song Parodies -> "Bonzai Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Eyed Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Bonzai Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Man how does he go?
Makes like a freight train
Up on my gables
Chasing his nuts, dang!
Chirpin' and a grunting Eeee! Eee!
Screeching and a jumping
In the early morning hour with
My roof a thumping' it's who?
My Bonzai Squirrel
He's my Bonzai Squirrel



Whatever happens
This "critter" will not slow
Going down the old pine
With a, "get nut" manifesto
Speeding through my neighbor's aspen
Living inside a redwood's sprawl,
Leaping and climbing
All along the attic crawl, it's who?
My Bonzai Squirrel,
He's my Bonzai Squirrel.

I seem to loose it when He starts to cheep.
(squirrel sounds)
Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha te cha



So hard to claim my space,
Now that he's gone so Gung Ho!
I caught him just the other day,
My how bold he's grown,
Stretch my patience out now, Lord
Next time I catch him sneaking 'bout
Storing nuts in the green grass
Behind the maple stump it's who?
My Bonzai Squirrel
He's my Bonzai Squirrel

I seem to loose it when he starts to cheep.
(squirrel sounds)
Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha te cha

(spoken)
Nuts like that




(C) copyright 2006

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AFW - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Some great poetry woven into a parody..
Lionel Mertens - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW
Larry Hensley - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
What a classic.
Lionel Mertens - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Larry H.
Mary D. - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Came upon it by chance--loved it! Clever, nutty, and oh, so true--love to watch those rascals enjoying their peanut munchfests (courtesy of my neighbors). Your parody was hilarious--it cracked me up! Thanks!

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