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Song Parodies -> "The Trump T Trump"

Original Song Title:

"The Humpty Dance"

Original Performer:

Digital Underground

Parody Song Title:

"The Trump T Trump"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

New York!
Stop whatcha doin'
Cuz, I'm fith avenuein'
With a flippin' hair stye that ya not used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're watchin' for me.
Now take a seat
I'm the new reality
and my shows laid down by the NBC
I'm buying up all the property with my wealth
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Trump T, pruducin' for a phat fee
Yo ladies, oh how I like to pre-nup thee.
And all the wack shows in the line up--please allow me to Trump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Don Juan De Markie
I have a ball, up in my penthouse love suite
I like to build
I like my show's ratings
I'm ravin', I live my life paradin'
I'm meticulous, white collar mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I laugh at all you renters 'cuz I'm filthy rich
Hey yo taxi, c'mere--do you need some funds
Yeah, I bought his cab
Look at him, he'z tickled
You'll never see me not being limoed
I'm a sheik
I like the girls with va voom
I once got busy in a Le Club bathroom
I'm eccentric.
Totally authentic.
My hair is messy but never seem to sense it
Believe it or not, like Jack Palance
Now I even have got my own dance
The DT Dance is your chance to do the Trump
Do the Trump T Trump, come on and do the Trump T, Trump
Do the Trump T Trump, just watch me do the Trump T, Trump
do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Trump T Trump
Do the Trump T Trump, do the Trump T Trump

Verse Two:

People say "Yo, DT, you're reality shows cookin'"
It's all good 'cause America's lookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, G,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
Dressin' to the nines, my Trump T mind will loosen your brazier.
My lot is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like an island, I'm cold gettin' paid
I get mobbed by the people, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my grip is large
I get lucid, I seal a deal like Cupid,
I took a concept, made it a show, and produced it
I star on 'the apprentice', and I look hard
I'm the one who says ' I'm sorry.... but your fired!'
Also told ya that I like lime lite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All I had to do was make Trump T my plans
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I flip to the side like my hair was thinnin'
Frownin' and bitchin' kinda like I wasn't winnin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like Willy Wonka gone wack, Trump T
That's all right 'cause my business is boomin'
I'm supposed to look like this to keep America tuned in.
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Trump T Trump is my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in gain
Trumpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Trump.
Sam Slovey, do the Trump T Trump, do the Trump T Trump
Omorosa, do the Trump T Trump, do the Trump T Trump
Kwame Jackson, do the Trump T Trump, just keep on doin' the Trump
Erika, do the Trump T Trump, do the Trump T Trump
Let's get lucid!
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Once again, the Trump Org. is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Trump T Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and Trumptiness forever
{Music and fade}

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Grace Hampton - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ambigious, but good.
Donald Trump - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This was terrible. You're fired.
Wolverine - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
A good DU Parody.

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