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Song Parodies -> "Fairy On Gaylord Son"

Original Song Title:

"Carry On Wayward Son"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fairy On Gaylord Son"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Fairy on my gaylord son
You’ll be ‘she’ when they are done
Change your hairy chest to breasts
You’re a guy no more

When you chose to free yourself of confinement
And opted for a gender-reassignment
I stopped feeling like a father, and I had to cry
All your life you felt like you were a female
In my mind I think that some way maybe I failed
I fear the choices you are making, I have feared this day

Carry out your wishes son
You’ve been teased since you were young
Don your merry way of dress
You’re a guy no more

Why stay living as a man while a woman
Make a date for genital reconstruction
Just go ahead and change your first name, to Shirley, Gene, Patrice or Flo
I hate for you to hear me sound so callous
But I just don’t want you to whack off your phallus
You can live your life as you want to, But I fear your choices made

Go meet with your doctors son
You’ll be free when they are done
May it all be for the best
When you’re a guy no more, NO!

Fairy on, go and alter your gender
Fairy on, My pride isn’t injured
Now what will I call you Betty?
Shirley, Heather, Kate or Sue?

Fairy out my gaylord son
You’ve been ‘she’ since you were young
Change your hairy chest to breasts
You’re a guy...
You’re a guy no more

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L. D. Obblo - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
It's been a while since I actually laughed out loud at a parody on here. This was a "cut" above the rest.
Old Man Ribber - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome back, L.D. I believe the technical name for this operaton is an "addasnatchtomy." ;D
Christie Marie M - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Love the OS and your parody! A transgenderally hilarious parody! Kind of reminds me of pregnant man Thomas Kincaid! 555.

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