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Song Parodies -> "Your Cuticles"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Your Cuticles"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

My back is shredded

My back is shredded
You're manicured
I called you angel
But you demurred
You strummed on me in a fun way
You plucked on me like a harp
But you might go to hell for that
For nails way too sharp

Your cuticles, Your cuticles
Your cuticles, aren't chewed
I was filleted with your razor blades
And I don't want to sue
"Cause the devil told you to

Yes, you sliced and sighed
As I pounded pie
You can see from my back that you were scratching high
And I don't think that I'll let you again
"Cause you carved a pumpkin that I call my skin

Your cuticles, Your cuticles,
Your cuticles, are glued
I felt them trace near my private place
An enticing interlude
Yes you'll never be a prude

Your cuticles, Your cuticles
Your cuticles, aren't pruned
There must be ole Kruger
With a smirk on his face
Come the nightmare that I sustain these wounds
But now it's time to just cocoon
I will always be lampooned

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
i'd say ya nailed it
AFW - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
This clips right along
Kristof Robertson - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Grrrreat stuff, Lionel....graphically fun-filled! 555
Lionel Mertens - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW you're too funny with them puns. "This clips right along," that cracks me up. Thanks also, Alvin and Kristof.
Stuart McArthur - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, clawesome parody, Lionel - fave sub: "Your cuticles, aren't chewed" - 555
Lionel Mertens - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Stuart buddy, between you and AFW I ROFL with your guy's puns. Thanks for the fives.

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