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Song Parodies -> "Brain Freeze!"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Brain Freeze!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Brain Freeze! it feels like an ice pick
Is lodged where your mind ticks
Feel free to open your jaw

Slurpees® the cool taste can fool you
And Big Gulps® can school you
Each time you suck on a straw

Drink free, like nothing could happen
You’ll breath when the throbbing ends
Throw caution to the wind

Fat free, ice cubes can taste boring
And come with no warning
Caution: Brain Freeze

Think free, let no drink derail you
You’re thoughts are a telling tale
Yes, your mind can prevail

Brain Freeze, there’s no use regretting
When we’re always forgetting
Damn that Brain Freeze!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
good concept and title...yeah, the slurpees are the things that kill me
white trash - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
this is a good idea
John Barry - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
That's cold, man. That's cold. But it's a hot parody.

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