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Song Parodies -> "My Nipples"

Original Song Title:

"The Letter"

Original Performer:

The Box Tops

Parody Song Title:

"My Nipples"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Come on missy with your nipple play
And get me primed for the entrée
Happy days are here
I'm not really queer
Oh baby
Will ya, chomp on my nipples?

Well I don't care what some people are gonna think
Cant a guy get off with his titsoes hot pink?
Fonzie's in the joint
He's got nifty points
Oh baby
Just a, chomp on my nipples

Will you chomp on my nipples till I cannot stand the pleasure that comes?
Listen Missy, don't you cease, I wanting to cry like a baby for once
Are you game?

Your turn baby for some nipple play
Blow your whistle for the L-Train (Woo, woo)
Daddy's cuttin' loose
Hold that can caboose
Oh baby
Let me chomp on your nipples

Well I don't care how much louder you're gonna scream
I gotta let off this raging head of steam
Railroad days are back
I'm a blow my stack
Oh baby,
Here comes, hot breath on your nipples

Well I'll chomp on your nipples till you cry out at the slightest of touch
Listen Missy I wont cease, forget about screaming when the pleasure's too much
What'd you say?

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Paul Robinson - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Lionel, this parody bites...but in a completely hysterical way. I like the way you build the steam of this story as you move through it towards the...uh...climax...tossing you some 'fiver's' so you can cool down now ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfuly weird
Meriadoc - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Liked the FIRST half - heh heh... ;-)
Peregrin - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Areola-ily awesome!
Yoidy - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Makes me want to chomp on my own nipples!

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